amenpenis:

Cute fun nicknames for your significant other

  • pop
  • six
  • squish
  • uh uh!
  • cicero
  • lipschitz

(via stahrmie)

-annoying:

i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000

(via dearest-dean)

arcaneins:

Friend: calm your tits

Me: no
image

(via allteensrelate)